Slow Driver in a Red Sports Car

I always get stuck behind the slow driver in the red sports car. The speed limit is 55 and this retard is doing 40 with nothing in front of him for a mile and a half. Furthermore, he’s not on social security. He might’ve been in his mid 20’s at the most, and I guess he just couldn’t figure out how to use the gas pedal. Or maybe it was a stick and it was his first time driving it, but for pete’s sake, don’t drive it on a major road! Orlando is full of quaint suburban neighborhoods and deserted country roads. Why are you doing 40 in front of me on Orange Blossom Trail in a cherry friggin’ red sports car? WHY?!

If my truck was bigger I could’ve played Bigfoot and the Muscle Machines, but that’d probably land me in jail for the rest of my life. GRR!

Tags: driving, Me, Orlando, sports cars

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